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Friday, November 26, 2010

Oh The Games We Play

T.E. asks, "Why would anyone chose to be the wheelbarrow when both the Scotty dog and top-hat were still available?"

I think there is one thing you need to remember about humans in general to answer this question. Because yes, Scotty dogs are cute and yes, top-hats are dapper. But humans in general are lazy and wheelbarrows have wheels. Scotty dogs require cleaning up after, and top-hats can't do anything for themselves. Wheelbarrows require a minimal amount of pushing effort to move around the board. And if you happen to acquire other things along the way, you can put them in the wheelbarrow so as to avoid having to carry them. Like the bodies of your opponents as you mop the floor with them. Three hotels on Boardwalk Ave - eat that, suckers!

Thank you, T.E. for your question. Keep 'em coming! askmisskittyanything@gmail.com

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