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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

License Plates

M.C. asks, "Dear Miss Kitty
Do think that personalized license plates might have secret messages in them?"


No. I think they have very blatant messages in them. For example:

  • This one says, "My wife used to drive this car, but took the other one in the divorce."

  • This one says, "I'm never getting any, ever, ever again."

  • This is an obvious cry for help and I wish I knew where the person lived so the next time those lovely people in orange robes come to my door, I can point them his way instead.

  • I like this guy's honesty and would subscribe to his newsletter if he had one. Which he probably does. Online somewhere.

  • This one is most likely a lie, though, because I'm guessing most people who are, don't want to advertise it.


So as you can see, M.C., the world of the license plate is not quite as mysterious as one might think. Though I will say that the time I was leaving my mom's house and there was a car parked in front of mine with the license plate "TARDIS," that was a sign. A sign from god.

Thank you, M.C. for your question! Keep 'em coming, guys! askmisskittyanything@gmail.com

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